my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!
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MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
Somebody help there’s panic at the disco!
someone call the sons of mumford!
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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
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I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird